There was 3 fat people in the woods, chillin in this little shed. I wanted to use the outdoor shower but the door wouldn’t lock on the shed or close so they were going to have to see me shower. I felt quite brave so I prepared myself to shower in front of these people and went to turn on the tap. The tap burst and squirted right onto the really fat man from a long distance and soaked him. His wife started screaming at me that I was going to pay the bill to get his big fat XXXXL t-shirt dry cleaned but then I screamed back “ITS FUCKING WATER JUST PUT IT ON THE RADIATOR! IF IT EVEN FITS!” and stormed off.
My dreams are so shit these days.